Tribute to the Old Spice Commercial featuring Bruce Campbell

If you have it, you don’t need it
If you need it, you don’t have it
If you have it, u need more of it
If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it
You need it to get it
And you certainly need it to get more of it
But if you don’t already have any of it to begin with
You can't get any of it to get started which means
You really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you?
You can share it, sure
You can even stock pile it if you’d like
But you can’t fake it
Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it
The point is if you’ve never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know


The beautiful poetry above comes from an Old Spice commercial featuring Bruce Campbell. One of my favorite commercials of all time.