Nothing else left to do

So people ask me why I got married. My usual reply is "Might as well get married, ain't nothing else left to do." That's partly true. I mean if you're dating a significant other for some long amount of time, you either need to get married or split up. Right? I don't know but it pretty much amounts to "either shit or get off the pot."

So after I got married, I bought a condominium. It's the natural progression right? You buy a condo together with your spouse because you have 2 incomes coming in and it's probably a smarter thing to do than dump your money into the black hole we call rent.

Many years after I bought a condo, I had a baby. Nothing else left to do, might as well have a kid, right? Having a baby is one of the most miraculous miracles of life. I mean this is something that you and your spouse create and this baby of yours is and always will be a constant thing in your life no matter what.

After you have a kid, you might as well buy that single family home with a backyard and a white picket fence. You see, you have a kid now and you want your kid(s) to be able to grow up with a little back yard and run around your lawn. So you might as well buy a house because there's nothing else left to do. Now that I have just purchased my house, I really don't have anything left to do. Maybe I have to wait until I'm 40 years old and have a mid-life crisis and then I'll buy a convertible or something because there's nothing else left to do.